MLS?! Seriously...WTF?

Posted by: Tony
July 13, 2007 - 10:35pm

Okay, I've come out of hiding to discuss my displeasure for David Beckham joining almost basement team the L.A. Galaxy...seriously...WTF?

He should have at least joined a better team somewhere else...but hey! his wife IS Posh Spice...I just fear that he'll get too entwined in the Hollywood lifestyle that he'll become a useless tool. Anyways, I wouldn't mind seeing him play in Canada against Toronto FC, that would be pretty awesome. But still, I'd rather have him playing at Real Madrid for a few more seasons before making the leap. Instead of playing along the likes of Raul, Cannavaro and Van Nistelrooy at Madrid...he'll be connecting passes with Donovan, Jones, and Xavier in LA...I'd take the former over the latter any day of the week.
I hope he does well, I really do, there's just something about the MLS that just doesn't appeal to me...only when a team came to Toronto was when I kinda started caring.

Now with David Beckham's final game with Madrid, finally winning the Spanish League title, I was really happy, but later on when I heard that Tom Cruise and his wife Katie Holmes were there cheering him on...the first thing that came to my mind was "What the fuck are they doing there?"

I don't think Tom and Katie give a flying fuck about European Football, nor do I think that they care about Real Madrid winning their first Spanish League Title in four years, ending their worst title-less run in over 50 years.

Now I think Cruise is a great actor, but every time he is out in public doing whatever I immediately get suspicious, all because he is a Scientologist...I know, my uneasiness about Scientology may be exaggerated...or not, but there is a lot of "hush, hush" stuff about them that just gives me the creeps.
Anyways, With two of Scientology's most famous faces attending a Real Madrid game to support David Beckham got me worried that they are trying to recruit him into their "religion". The worlds most recognizable face and the international marketing force that is David Beckham, joining Scientology would give the the "religion" more international appeal, and possibly expand to other major markets around the world. Its like how Lisa Marie Presley was asked to divorce her husband in order to marry Michael Jackson, so that they could convert him to Scientology in order to appeal more to young people. (She said this in an interview a little while ago, I think it was on TV) This was just before Jackson was accused of Child Molestation, so their plan was ruined.

If Beckham is successful in MLS then it will no doubt, bring in many more international football stars from major clubs across Europe, and maybe then I'll get more involved in the MLS.
And if David Beckham does join Scientology with his wife (who will probably encourage him to), then I will stop supporting him and speak poorly of him.
Others reasons are...
A) He's a Bitch to his wife B) I don't need to buy Adidas boots coupled with David Beckham warnings to get my Thetans checked. and C) I don't want to "Bend it Like Xenu"

So word of advice for David...Stay away from Science Fiction, it will lead to your downfall.

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